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buttsock

a sock you put on your ass whether you are cold or trying to catch fecal matter. word also commonly used for ridicule. a buttsock is also used to catch a fart and bring to ones face.
you are such a god damn buttsock

aw dude wtf did you have to buttsock me for, i can taste it
by mr seville November 10, 2008
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buttsecks

A meme used for the Spy character from Team Fortress 2. His job is to backstab people with his butterfly knife, and as the meme goes, they use 2 of the spy's voicelines together to make the spy say "buttsecks!"

theres many song parodies of the "Suprise Buttsecks" meme on youtube and on porn websites.
Medic: I have 100% Ubercharge, move! Schnell!
Spy: Suprise! Buttsecks!
Medic: AAAAAAAAAAH!
by mellow tf2 June 18, 2017
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Buttsecks

It is when ur pp go in butt
I wanna habe buttsecks
by D_valz⁶⁹⁴²⁰ April 26, 2021
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Miss buttocks

She’s a plain ass bitch. She’s a bad god damn teacher and she fucks teachers around her class. She keeps her students for long and she don’t know facts
Bob: bruuu we have miss buttocks for maths
Ella: ohh no she a bitch
by Secret persona May 29, 2019
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Pre-Buttocks

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.
Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.
by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020
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Bloody Buttocks

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.
Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.
by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010
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buttsecks math

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.
Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood
by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008
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