Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021

travis burdette

a savage beast that people look up to

Travis Burdette is my hero.

by tymarcus October 13, 2007

burden

Noun. Something that weighs you down. Usually a worry or a sore point you don't share with close friends or orangutangs.

You can also be a burden on someone else when you try and talk about your problems and worries to someone else.

Physical Hang ups, girlfriends, wife (wives) or debt. all of these are burdens.

Hayley: "I'm worried!"
Steve: "Shut up you have so many burdens! Don't become a burden yourself!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006

burdel

Polish meanings:

1. whore-house
2. used to describe mess.

1. Chodzmy na Gwarna znam tam fajny burdel. - Let`s go to Gwarna St I know good whore-house there.
2. Posprzataj ten burdel w pokoju. - Clean up this mess in your room.

by shuvar April 22, 2008

Miniature Beast Of Burden

Donkey from shrek

"Donkeh you miniature beast of burden"- shrek

by Diln<3shrek August 6, 2019

Matthew Collin Burden

ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.

Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?

Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.

by The Creator of all. September 25, 2023

President Burden

A snarky nickname for President Biden because of the huge tax burden that will surely result from all the spending he’s doing unless he can force corporate giants to pay their fair share.

Joe’s conscience and wish to rectify the multitude of corrupt wrongs wrought by the trumpmachine have earned him the sad nickname: President Burden!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021