A region of Southern Idaho well-known to medical providers for producing extremely high-energy trauma patients. Its borders consist of the towns of Paul, Idaho, Rupert, Idaho and Burley, Idaho. Patients from the Burley Trauma Triangle are typically polytraumatized and often have profound social dysfunction.
John Doe, a 57-year-old male who admits to frequent methamphetamine use, sustained bilateral open femur fractures after ejection from his motorcycle at freeway speeds while traversing the Burley Trauma Triangle.
by ohal0012 June 20, 2022
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This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
This is when an individual masterbates, has an orgasm and then continues to masterbate until they have a second orgasm.
For the uninitiated or out of practice a soak period of up to 7 minutes is allowed between the first orgasm and the start of the second session of self love for it to qualify as a Burnley alka seltzer and to feel the benefits.
With more practice and to feel greater benefits, this soak period should reduce until a seasoned professional of the 5 fingered shuffle should leave no gap between the first and second fights with the purple headed yoghurt slinger.
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You "sounds like you need a quick Burnley alka seltzer to get yourself back in the game mate"
You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
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You "doctor I've been feeling under the weather for a while now and I just can't shift it, I've tried paracetamol and ibuprofen, I've had a day off work, I've even thought about doing some of that homeopathic shit"
Doctor "right I'm prescribing you a burnley alka seltzer, go straight home, take it and I think you'll feel much better straight away"
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A really white kid. He gets expelled from his schools and is trash at basketball. Every paul is the 3rd string fullback on there football team
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A girl who obsesses over peaky blinders and writes wattpad storys, also if she were famous would in no doubt get cancelled.
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The epitome of selfishness and self indulgence.
The epitome of selfishness and self indulgence.
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