Budget cut bathrooms

"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.

"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."

I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.

I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!

by ilikerunnin1600 March 30, 2011

Budget Stalker

A person who stalks a minor local celebrity because they can't afford to travel to Hollywood or New York to lurk an A-lister.

Did you hear about that lady that was stalking Bam Margera? Must have been a budget stalker, who the hell would want to obsess over that guy?

by KidCuervo February 27, 2013

bungtongue

When your tongue gets tired or sore from licking asshole. ie- Like if you eat too much peanut butter too fast.

"I was eating her ass but ended up with a case of bungtongue."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003

ballin' on a budget

The act of ballin whilst strapped for cash.

Yo mang until the first I be ballin' on a budget, ya heard?

Man fuck the nigga, he ballin' on a budget, shit his chain made of plastic.

by ThugDoubt March 24, 2004

Bungee gum

Bungee gum is something hisoks will use when he is going to rail me

Hey darling~ are you ready for me to use my bungee gum?

by Hisokaishot November 21, 2020

Bungee Brothers

When a group of uncut males get together to purposely pull and tug on each other's foreskins to see who's will stretch the furthest.

Frank remained the champion of his Bungee Brothers. His buddy was able to tug and stretch his foreskin a full four inches.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015

budgetize

Comes from the word "budget" which is to manage your money, and the word "minimize", which usually means you are in the act of making smaller.

1) I need to budgetize my money for the parties this weekend.

2) I need to budgetize my money for that trip to Las Vegas next month!

by Nick October 15, 2004