baby bumper

one person who engages in a relationship with one who is underage, also known as jail bait.

sarah: ricky is such a creep. He stays going out with those jail baiters.
tina: he's definately a baby bumper

by hannita May 26, 2008

timmy bumper

A term used in southeast to refer to crack cocaine

Is there gonna be any timmy bumper around tonight?

by Dirtyborough December 1, 2015

Fuck Bumper

Spare Tire, Beer Gut or Muffin Top grown specifically to save your partner from trauma during intercourse. Can be ambi-sextrous.

Dude 1: "Bro? That's quite the belly you're getting on you."

Dude 2: "Aww this? That's my fuck bumper. The wife was complaining of pain in her spleen. I figured I better add some cushion to my pushin'"

-Alt.
Girl 1: Hey girl? Are those new Jeggings?
Girl 2: I've had these jeans for 5 years! But I have to tell you.. My spleen's been hurtin' so much that I had to grow out my Fuck Bumper a bit. My new guy has a real Thigh Slapper on him.

by Stirp January 26, 2015

Bumper butt

It's a butt that is is very big and attractive were you wanna hit it. Like in bumper cars you wanna hit the other people.

My boyfriend has a bumper butt

by Gpnfa July 10, 2014

Bumper Nipples

When two topless women are rubbing thier breats against one another.

"I love watching hot lesbians play bumper nipples."

by HotDyke July 31, 2006

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

by JohnF November 27, 2003