Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

ballsack

a mushy, soft, tender hammock for the male testicle.

Damn that bitch sure loved to suck on my ballsack.

by JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNy November 17, 2003

Ballsack

A being that tells you what to do between the hours of 9am and 5pm. Also known as a "boss".

That Ballsack wants me to work on Saturday.

by Melt April 2, 2004

Ballsack

A prison for a bunch of sperm cells and a sack for your small ass balls

Guy: man my ballsack is hanging lower than an old woman’s arm fat

Spermcells: ITS SO DARK I CANT SEE LET US OUT
Guy: *doesn’t hear spermcells and plays with balls*
Spermcells: AAAAAAAAA!

by Black Stewie November 19, 2019

Ballsack Whopper

Grooming minors whopper whopper penis cum Ballsack Whopper. Tastes like shit, suck my dick. I have children in my basement. Lettuce semen some more semen i banged your mom you have no father, i dipped my balls i your whopper i think i'm gay. Be Gay. These are the lyrics of the remake of the famous burger king ad. This word is also used if you cut off someones balls and use them as meat for a whoppper.

Max is gay and he is eating a Ballsack Whopper that he made from his own balls.

by CoolDudeMcBonerPants May 30, 2023

ballsacknowledgable

A state of being when you know your way around a man's body even with your eyes closed.

Jen? Oh by now she's definitely ballsacknowledgable.
Prostitutes are ballsacknowledgable.

by nickkksville January 16, 2009

Ripped Ballsack

Having a tear or tears in the skin of the scrotum. Usually caused by slipping and falling on a sharp object eg. an upright knife.

Dom: Hey did you here about that Rob dude?

Josh: oh, wasnt he the one which...

Both: RIPPED HIS BALLSACK>

RIPPED BALLSACK

RIPPED BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSACK

by dc9500 April 23, 2010