Broccoli

Noun
weird vegetable that looks like a tree

fgfhffadmklfgh broccoli

by naturally idiotic April 19, 2024

Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli

*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI*
Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!

by TodoBaku February 20, 2019

broccoli rob

In computer science, a development manager, who tends to step on computer cables. However, he can also deliver in a tizzy.

The website is down, help us, help us, broccoli rob!

by flareplf May 5, 2016

Broccoli test

The broccoli test is a test of whether your significant other is in tune with you. If you and your SO are at opposite ends of the produce department at a grocery store, and you decide that you want broccoli, you should be able to communicate that to your SO without yelling across the store.

Henry and Loretta would pass the broccoli test easily: they always know what the other is thinking.

by Henry Z. January 3, 2009

broccoli pussy

The meaning *Broccoli Pussy* means that your pussy is, um, kinda used and aged and sour

Shelissa: yo, at least I aint no Broccoli Pussy ma nigga!

by Mr. S A L T Y May 7, 2019

broccoli lynchers

an alt-right cyber-terrorist organization originating from the minecraft server pvp.thearchon.net

The founders consist of Mossburgshotty11, Munchies and ASMaster who are all known alt-right minecraft players.

They enjoy terrorising kids on minecraft, raiding their bases with their tnt cannons.

"The Broccoli Lynchers hung my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers swatted my nan"
"The Broccoli Lynchers planted Broccoli in my yard"
"The Broccoli Lynchers are the best faction on amber"
"The Broccoli Lynchers DDoSed me"
"The Broccoli Lynchers hate blacks"

by 123sozloser December 15, 2019

Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.

Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.

by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021