Birthday

The day a legend was born.

I wouldn't be here if I never had a birthday.

by Wannashare April 25, 2016

birthday suit

having no clothes or covering garments upon ones body; nude

I got really drunk and ran around in my birthday suit!

by D. Willy April 24, 2003

Birthday

In technical terms, the day and month that you entered this world, by exiting your mothers womb.

In Facebook terms, the day when people that you don't know decide to write a somewhat personal message on your wall, congratulating you on this occasion

Charlie: Happy Birthday Ashley! hope you have alot of fun tonight! maybe we can see each other later

Ashley: Charlie, who the hell are you?

Charlie: We met at Emily's party three years ago! remember? I introduced myself, you said go away I have a boyfriend, and then sprayed pepper spray on me? I sent the whole night crying in the bathroom!

Ashley: oh yeah sorry about that. By the way I dont have a boyfriend anymore. You wanna get together later?

by jrfredrick10 July 31, 2012

birthday sex

Obligation-free sex which happens on or around someone's birthday. Usually initiated by the birthday boy/girl's partner, and involving a mix of acts which more favour the birthday boy/girl's preferences.

The usual rules of reciprocation and mutual pleasure are temporarily suspended, and the birthday girl/boy is considered free to cum whenever and wherever the fuck they please.

Nah, can't come out tonight... I'm hoping for birthday sex.

by evilbrent September 19, 2006

birthday

A holiday that occurs every 365 days in celebration of freedom from the mother's womb.

My birthday is on December 9th.

by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009

Birthday Luck

On your birthday, a nuclear explosion of luck happens inside you. It causes you to have the ability to do anything. That attractive guy/girl you like? You're dating. That proposal you were worried about showing your boss? Got you a promotion. Daft Punk? They're playing at your house.

Guy 1: So wait, you're calling in sick today to take Caroline to the Usher concert? Nice!

Guy 2: Wrong. Usher invited me and my beautiful lady-friend to personally chill with him today.

Guy 1: Damn! How the hell did you pull that off?

Guy 2: Birthday Luck, man!

by WhoDeyWhoDat April 9, 2011

famous birthdays

The site that ranks how famous a person is based on "boosts" from little kids.
Often referred to as "the retard choice awards".

Guy: Have you ever heard of Famous Birthdays?
Little Kid who likes to eavesdrop: JacOb SarToriOs is most FamOs in da wrld
Other Guy: Oh, you mean the retard choice awards?

by coolnuke69 January 3, 2019