southern belle

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawl'stn)
Savannah (S'vanah)
New Orleans (N'awlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!

Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer

Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!

Southern belle's are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!

A few perfect southern belle's are:

Scarlet O'Harah
Melanie Hampton
All the ladies off of Steel Magnolias

by Southern belle #1 June 11, 2006

bellectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's bellend

If you dont stop pissng me off im going to give you a bellectomy

by Owen Hastings July 26, 2005

Bellenduous

(adj., pejorative)

1. The act of behaving in a foolish, trifling, or generally idiotic manner; like a (n.) bell-end;

synonyms:
Stupid, asinine, dumb, foolish, fatuous.

"Jonny, that was utterly bellenduous"

by scaryfishman December 7, 2009

Brehler

A last name originating in Germany. Most people think is it pronounced Bruler, Breeler, Brecler but almost never Braler (how it is pronounced).

Hey, My name is (Blank) Brehler!

by Pransky February 5, 2013

BreLeigh

Is the best friend you could ever have. She will always be there for you no matter what, she always knows what to say to make you happy. She is so beautiful and smart. BreLeigh is a short but big hearted girl. She is a girl that you will always love, you'll love her so much you can put up with all the rude crap she says. Trust me, you will never find a best friend that isn't BreLeigh.

Boy: who is that?!?!
Girl: that is my Bestfriend BreLeigh

by Des bug October 5, 2019

Belle-mere

1. The french term for Stepmother
2. Beautiful Mother

His Belle-mere was a God send to his father and him.

by buckit November 21, 2006

Tinker belled

When a man slaps or taps his penis on the nose of the person giving the blow job.

Per an episode of Discovery channel's "scared straight"

Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.

by TheBDMan January 15, 2017