Beastard

a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .

Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..

by suckmyasshole July 8, 2011

bradtard

A scummer from Bradford Pennsylvania. This person is usually of low intelligence, on welfare, has neck tattoos, has addiction issues, and multiple children.

Look at that bradtard buying cigarettes and beer with their access card.

by Wicked45 July 13, 2018

beadtard

adjective • offensive old-fashioned
🔈 bi d-ˈtɑ r.dɪd

One that is so addicted to (beading) their brain slowly turns to (beads) eventually the brain turns Into a singular bead. At this point they are rendered incapacitated, only able to mutter the words "(Beads) are love, (Beads)are life."

Yeah man, Zoë is a lost cause. She just got a diagnosis of (beadtardism). Bless her (beady) little brain and bless her man Jake too. Hese basically dating a bead now.

by Danny Skaggs March 9, 2023

breadtagging

The act of killing millions of innocent stickmen.

"Want to go breadtagging now?"
"Hell yes I want to play defend your castle!"

by Illyrio June 21, 2008

bureautard

Someone who has worked in government so long that they have lost all ability to reason.

Our local government is made up of a bunch of bureautards

by ohdave July 19, 2011

Breadetarian

Person that maintains a strict diet of bread: breadsticks, garlic bread, and the various types of bread

She claims to only eat bread products; does that make her a breadetarian?

by Bingle Derry November 17, 2017

Beatard

A person who is uncultured in music.

Someone who has a bad taste in music.

Jeff said that Back In Black was sung by Nirvana, he is such a Beatard.

by KingDiz May 24, 2019