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Bread Wipe

When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.

Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.
by SunShizzle June 1, 2011
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bread snack

A small meal (not breakfast, lunch or dinner) of plain bread - neither toasted nor dressed with other items or even condiments.
H: Hey man, I'm starving. Want to grab some tacos before the movie?
R: Nah, thanks. I had a bread snack. I'll just eat afterward.
by pzest12 January 22, 2014
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bread egg

The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg
fuck, I just laid a bread egg

if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs

let's bread egg, baby

How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
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Sold The Bread

When someone accidentally/intentionally does something wrong, resulting in a negative outcome.
"Bro! You got 40% on your test? You could have aced it, you sold the bread!"
by snapbeasty May 10, 2021
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bread cult

Specialists and overseers of truth and enlightenment, we are recognized for the worship and appraisal of BREAD.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.

Bread.

And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.

Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.

It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.

Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.

Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
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bread

THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020
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clown bread

When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.

Basically the superiority to clown
Guy 1: Your such a clown bro!
Guy 2: 🤡🍞
Guy 1: *dies to how powerful the clown bread is*
by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021
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