When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.
Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
by SunShizzle June 1, 2011
Get the Bread Wipe mug.A small meal (not breakfast, lunch or dinner) of plain bread - neither toasted nor dressed with other items or even condiments.
H: Hey man, I'm starving. Want to grab some tacos before the movie?
R: Nah, thanks. I had a bread snack. I'll just eat afterward.
R: Nah, thanks. I had a bread snack. I'll just eat afterward.
by pzest12 January 22, 2014
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The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg
fuck, I just laid a bread egg
if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs
let's bread egg, baby
How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs
let's bread egg, baby
How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
by InternationalBreadEggSociety May 18, 2018
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For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.
Bread.
And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.
Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.
It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.
Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
Get the bread cult mug.THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020
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Basically the superiority to clown
Basically the superiority to clown
by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021
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