Braindead Afrikaner

A braindead Afrikaner is an Afrikaner who has a very low IQ, probably calls black people nogs, believes that Orania is retarded, and believes that a South African Civil War is coming, an therefore spends all of his spare rands on canned biltong. Synonyms include Kaaplander and braindead Boer.

Horne: Did you see the YouTube channel of this Kaaplander individual, he seems quite unintelligent.
Smith: I have seen his channel, and I believe that he is a braindead Afrikaner.

by HandleBrake12 July 3, 2020

braindead

Gory zombie horror film of extremely high calibre by Lord of the Rings' Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh. Great stuff.

Braindead is a great film, I liked the bit with the lawnmower!

by cakeandfinewine September 23, 2004

braindead monkerton

The term is used to describe someone or something that is inept or below average intelligence.

The word "monkerton" is formed from the shortening of "monkey" -> "monk" with an additonal "erton." (To signify relevance or importance)

Got_bot just teamkilled again. What a braindead monkerton.

by smore007 April 21, 2018

Braindead Cadet

A PBST security guard who just joined and goes on to MRK visitors with baton uniformless. They often have no bobux or just dont care about the rules. Who cares anyway, Combat will probably send him to brazil anyway.

OML STOP TURNING ON THE LASERS YOU BRAINDEAD CADET

by Mygemdiamond January 19, 2021

braindead

When you smoke so much pot through out your life that you become really stupid.

Synonym: Vegetable

Joe:Poor guy, he smoked way to much pot.
Bill:He's quite the vegetable.
Joe:Maybe we should wipe up the drool from his chin?
Bill:Naw,he is braindead,he will just keep drooling.

by Roflmfaoamp May 22, 2009

Fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

Someone who is so fucking useless their body only functions from the neck downwards, completely independently of the brain, resulting in someone who literally isn't worth a wank

Dom Willey is one fucking useless neck down braindead cunt

by No more nights February 24, 2023

Braindead

1. Used to describe people who make bad decisions, I.E. have no brain. Can fill the place of words like dumb, dull, and stupid.

2. A nickname for Iowa's Governor Branstad

Ex: "Guess what, Braindead cut education funding again," said John.

by Truth Jester May 3, 2011