Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Bowel Buster

A triple hash brown from Waffle House topped with chili, cheese, and ham as well as an assortment of sauces.

John enjoyed a bowel buster at Waffle House.

by K1llr0y December 15, 2009

Bowel fetus

noun

A human poo.

girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"

by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Bowel Towel

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.

"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."

by hansonpaulsey December 27, 2009

bowel boa

A hilarious word play on the Spanish Explorer Balboa.

A long shit curled twice around the bowl with the head poised to strike.

Oh my god grandma! Come look atthe size of this bowel boa I just released in the bowl!

by Cabe April 29, 2005

Taco Bowel

Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.

*two guys walk into the food court*

Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?

Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?

*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!

by GHUBZ July 12, 2012

bowel scowl

The look on your face when you're trying to pinch out a rock hard log.

That kid in the stroller had a serious bowel scowl on his face; must've been dropping a week-old deuce.

by gaverino October 18, 2009