Bowel Movement

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.

My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.

by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011

El Bowlspray

The act of "spraying" the toilet bowl with diarrhea after eating Mexican food.

Mike Hunt had to El Bowlspray after he ate the 5 pound burrito off of Juan Diego's anus.

by JMoneyMan1 January 20, 2011

Camilla Parker-Bowles

A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.

At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.

by anuspounder October 26, 2008

Bowelcano

When something you've eaten gives you lava-like shits that erupt with volcanic force, turning your innards into a Bowelcano!

Hey, Mel, how did you like that meatloaf I made for you?

It was good, Geri, but whatever you put in it turned me into an bowelcano!

by melosborne August 2, 2006

Matching Bowls

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.

"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."

by callinghome November 1, 2004

Bowlscape

The art of designing the most perfectly engineered grouping of marijuana for optimal smoking and viewing pleasures.

The bowlscape that Jason arranged last night did not only give me an erection from the skill involved in the perfect arrangement but also sent me into a cross eyed fury straight to the kitchen.

by Parkland's Baddest Homeboys March 2, 2009

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 February 10, 2012