bouncer

A bouncer is the first face you see when entering a bar, pub, or night club, and how they treat you often sets the mood for the night. they make sure everyone who enters the establishment is of legal drinking age, not overly intoxicated, dressed according the the bars dresscode, not carying any weapons or drugs. They tend to be large and muscular. their job is to make sure that the bar is safe for the customers and bar staff alike. the bouncers duties inside the bar are to eject overly drunk people and trouble makers, and to prevent and break up fights, make sure people pay for their drinks. If you treat a bouncer with respect, most will act in kind. If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma.

"I called the bouncer a pussy, that was the last time I saw out of my right eye"
"I gave the bouncer at the door a fifty and he let me and my friends in right away, without cover charge too!"
"that bouncer saved my ass from getting jumped, I'm gonna buy him some drinks for after he gets off work"

by BurnabyDan December 28, 2005

dead Kat bounce

On any evening in English city centers heavily inebriated girls clothed bizarrely in beach frocks or skirts and heels that would embarrass professional hookers stagger around, fall and lie horizontally in what emergency personnel coming to the scene call the "dead Kat bounce."

Another night, another dead Kat bounce.

by Windsorgirl September 8, 2010

Booze bounce

Falling off a moving vehicle but not getting injured due to the numbing effect of having drunk too much alcohol

Ellie had so many Smirnoff Ices she fell off the 38 routemaster bus. Thankfully, due to her booze bounce she wasnt injured.

by dwayne-buccee January 2, 2012

Mac Bounce

A fortuitous bounce or outcome in golf that occurs on a regular basis, turning what would have been a horrible result into a far more favorable one, usually involving the ball striking a hazard.

Ball slices into the woods, but hits a tree and bounces back out onto the fairway; this is a Mac Bounce.

by MullyNumby December 18, 2012

water bounce

When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.

Max while love-making Christine, water bounced himself right out of her pussy.

by nosaj-enitsirhc January 2, 2010

One Touch, One Bounce

A game in which a group of people try and keept a football (the spherical type) up in the air. So called because each player is only allowed one touch of the ball until it gets touched by another player. Only one bounce is allowed between touches. If a player touches the ball more than once or lets it bounce more than once, he is Out.

Eventually, one player will be left, and he (or she) is the champion.

A lot of judgement is required as to who is 'out', particularly if it is the 'one bounce' rule that has been broken. Normally the player nearest to the ball is out, unless the ball gets skyed in which case the person who kicked it away is out.

as in football Hands may NOT be used.

Let's go to the field and play One Touch, One Bounce.

by chimpanziggle January 13, 2007

Bulge Bouncer

An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.

Jenny became a bulge bouncer when she scoped mikes dong and left me for it. I’m devastated!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020