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John Bonham

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.
1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.
by sean82fta August 24, 2005
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Bethany

How can I begin to describe a Bethany?

They will be there for you 24/7 and pick you up whenever your down. You may be thinking “well these are the stereotypical things everyone says about each other” and I won’t deny that. But everything I’m saying is true. They are absolutely gorgeous, extremely smart and love gaming. Bethanys also get very attached to a certain person they like and will literally turn red by just hearing their name :). They are so supportive and you can literally tell them anything. For the most part, they’re mature and know how to handle situations in a beneficial way. I honestly don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have a Bethany in my life. Make sure to love and cherish them and I have also realised that I will never take them for granted. <3
random person: hey I just made a new friend called Bethany!
anyone who knows a Bethany: never let them go :)
by kageyamasbby October 14, 2020
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Bonhamfied

When the state of an object is shabby, shoddy, crappy, trashy or tacky. The word originally came from describing cars and trucks. Referring to the town of Bonham, TX. Play on words, Bona Fide.
If a car or truck has a red hood, a green quarter panel, mis matched doors, and no bumper, then that vehicle would qualify as being Bonhamfied.
by laketrashful January 4, 2011
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Bohalled

That moment when your second foot is going into the underwear; one toe doesn't get the memo and you know you are going down.
I was getting dressed and totally bohalled!
by Verno T May 22, 2015
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Bethan

A great welsh name often causing confusion. Heck yes.
"Hey I'm Bethan!"
"Oh, hii...*hand shake stops as person processes this*"
"It's like Bethany without the 'y,' it's Welsh...*sigh*"
"Um, Bethan-y? Beth anne? Are you sure it's not Bethany?"
"Oh you're so right! All my life I've forgotten the y! Thank you, kind citizen!"
by smadawitheileen January 15, 2012
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Bethany

It's from the old testament!

Home of lazarus.
She is a helper and a healer ready to build bridges between friends and foes alike.
A calming infuence for all.
Collected in times of hardship
A: how can Bethany be so calm?
B: its in her name
by Melancholyangeltears March 29, 2017
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Bethany

Bethany is a girl who most likely has oak brown hair. She went through a lot in her past but is still a ray of sunshine. Bethany is a shy girl, but when you get to know her you can see her true colors. Bethany has a beautiful voice. But sometimes with a lisp, which turns her off her singing. Bethany also loves art and acting. Bethany is a beautiful girl but doesn't like to be called beautiful because she can't see it. Bethany is a girl who any boy would simp over. Bethany is into bad boys with heart, and a little kindness, but still a badass. Bethany is strong and will always stand up for what's right. Most Bethany's are curvy but some are fat. Even though, still beautiful. Bethany loves things quiet and calm. Bethany is a best friend type of lover. Also, If you happen to run into a Bethany, know your a lucky duck. Try to be best friends or more. Love Bethany, and she will love you. Never make a Bethany cry, because she will always get some type of revenge.
"Hey dude.. Who's that?"
"The shy girl?"
" Yeah, dude! "
" That's Bethany, don't think about talking to her, she's mine! "
" May the best man win".
by U r a baka November 24, 2020
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