bimmy bort

an oaf who acks uncontrollably

mrs lucas told bimmy bort to stop saying the n word in school and he said "but they keep asking 'did you get any ass last night bim?'"

by mracksalot April 18, 2018

J'bort

When someone is lieing.

Jean Luc - I've got £3,000,000 in the bank.

Kane - J'bort your poor.

by CHCHS October 25, 2010

j'bort

to mean, bull shit or liar

jean-luc: i have loads of money

kane: LOL j'bort your a tramp get a shower

by turnercorner October 26, 2010

fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

Bortnite

Common street slang for “Fortnite” the video game. One can add the word “game” to the end of the word in order to form the complete phrase “Bortnite game.” Be careful when using this word, as it may trigger some individuals.

Bortnite game! Bortnite game! All I wanna do is play the Bortnite game!!!!!

by BortniteLover February 11, 2021

bortchilism

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

by munkyodoom November 14, 2016