Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.
Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"
by gav-wan June 21, 2021
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Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
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Guy 2: No...
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by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018
Get the Life of Boris mug.Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.
by borisisapussio July 6, 2020
Get the Boris Johnson mug.Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.
He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.
He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.
by Eridor April 8, 2020
Get the Boris Johnson mug.PM of the UK. If you support him no one likes you. He's a racist twat for example when he said that burkas look like post box slits - now look who's wearing one (a mask). He also made Brexit happen smh. He dealed with coronavirus badly.
"Ay yo who'd you vote for in the election?"
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
"Boris Johnson init"
"Fuck you no one likes you bitch I'm leaving."
by dick-tionarygrapher February 11, 2021
Get the Boris Johnson mug.The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.
John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.
Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.
Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021
Get the Boris Johnson mug.A man who gets really mad at people around them then proceeds to shut them out. A borbis will leave friends and other people because of his anger problems.
by Ghosthunterphd March 26, 2018
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