Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, with no romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of trying to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

Bedazzlepuss

When her vagina has a 2 carat clot sequined lips glitter and smell like dryer sheets

Omfg did you see Ava’s bedazzlepuss blinged the fuck out last night I was ready to purpose

by Mork hiemen July 27, 2024

the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.

I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.

by monster cookie May 10, 2014