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Male Bonding

The act of applying Gold Bond to your male anatomy, for a cooling and drying effect.
I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.
by J5T5QZD June 12, 2009
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bonging the pudding

where you stir your cum in pudding and give it to a person that is blazed to eat.
he was an asshole so we were bonging the pudding
by falealili January 17, 2011
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Bonging

To act like or make noises simular to a grandfather clock when it stricks the top of the hour.
"He is bonging like a clock" said Ariel.
by MANofCARS February 23, 2009
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Bonging

When someone lights and holds the bong for you.
Makayla was bonging for kelsey because Kelsey's hands were full.
by Kelso27 July 14, 2017
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Bongington City

Bongington City is a magical land only accessible via smoking weed from a bong. Once you arrive, you won’t want to leave.
Person 1: “Bro I had such a rough day at work.. We need to get faded than a hoe and go to Bongington City!”
Person 2: “Oh fuck yeah bro! You bring the weed and we can use my new bong.”
Person1: “Aight bet.”
by Shank03 March 29, 2023
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white bonding

When you are the only two white people in a diverse group of people and they try to bond with you.
This white girl tried white bonding with me. No Bitch I’m not racist.
by 24Truth24 May 11, 2018
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Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.
After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
by schtingmon February 20, 2011
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