Michael Bolton's toes

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

by Atom G September 1, 2008

St Josephs (Bolton)

St josephs high school a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos, and sometimes the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.

Joey's Boy: School was fantastic today

Rivi's Lad: Shut up you STIFF!

Rivington and Blackrod > St Josephs (Bolton)

by TheBadMan June 12, 2011

Michael Bolton

Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.

"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."

by Pickerring January 8, 2008

Bolton

A town which is full of smackheads and kids who think they are sick by taking drugs like pills and magic, it is however a good place to get chased by the pigs in their pig mobiles

“Oi mate lets go get a sick chase in Bolton then ring up a pill dealer and pop some pills”

by Jonsey from tonge Moore May 23, 2018

Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.

Check out her Michael Boltons!

by SaintMickS March 29, 2019

Reverse bolton

Someone with no regard to being in, or staying in line.

The reverse Bolton wasn't going to back down to billabong, or get weary of adversity with others, even if he didn't have an arsenal of guided missiles at his disposal.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020

Bolton

A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.

Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"

by northywest February 2, 2025