michael bolton

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

Bolton Warmup

A breakfast consisting of 12-15 tesco or sainsbury's yorkshire puddings cooked and eaten in a massive bowl of gravy as a kind of cereal.

"Ok, i'm coming out later, but I'm going for an epic Bolton Warmup before I come out!"

by Smayjoy April 16, 2010

eloise bolton

dumb fuk

"your such an Eloise Bolton"

by unsluuggy November 16, 2017

Bolton Abbey

the most boring place ever made by man kind, full of old fucks who think they are better than you.

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Doris: hey hunny want to go down to Bolton Abbey

Albert: Ok lets go trample some peasants.

by Butters_h8's_Newcastle May 12, 2011

Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018

bolton wanderers

Bolton Wanderers F.C are a small football club playing in Football League One very unsuccessfully as of 2017. Not many people know how they are in such a high league in comparison to the standards of them self. Somehow picked up a couple of trophys in the past, but the other clubs felt bad for them and let them win a few games, a lot of bribery too. Always in the shadow of their biggest rivals, Wigan Athletic.

Bolton Wanderers are shit!
IKR

by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017

Michael Bolton

Rhyming slang to be used when someone from your party has left unexpectedly, especially during a drinking session.

"Where's the other lad gone?!"
"Think he's after Michael Bolton."

by Pickerring January 8, 2008