Brighton Powertap

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.

"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."

by UMRugby December 2, 2009

Brighted

A verb; the habitual act of achieving 'blackout' stage. To be brighted your motor skills must be absent, you are completely unaware of your current location and or surroundings and, most importantly, one must have a 40oz Magnum in there posession at all time.

Jimmy got so Brighted last night he found himself half naked in an alley behind JcPennys. Being in a half Brighted stage he staggers home to discover his wallet and cell phone missing. Curious of what happened Jimmy contacts his friends where he then discovers he jumped into an 87 Coupe DeVille late the night before.

by dArKeRtHnU April 9, 2010

Brighton rules

Requirement to have a pint of beer in every pub (not bar) seen on a walked journey.

We are playing Brighton Rules. Next pub you see we get a pinto

by Brighton_Rules May 30, 2021

Brighton Twp

were the legendary snake arnold stays and gets high, plays minecraft, and watches nelk. so raftus

you probably live in Brighton Twp
where is Brighton Twp

by joey pruszenski September 20, 2021

Daddy Bought It Mobile

A small, affordable, sporty automobile. Common examples include the Mazda Miata, Chrysler PT Cruiser and Ford Mustang; in especially affluent neighborhoods, the Audi TT roadster and BMW Z3 Coupe are popular selections. The typical driver of a Daddy Bought It Mobile will be under 20 years old, female, with bleached blonde hair. As one can expect from the phrase, the driver of the car is rarely, if ever, the buyer. The buyer is the driver's father, an aging yuppie who only wants the best for his daughter (and has spoiled her completely rotten in the process). The Daddy Bought It Mobile is easily confused with the Mid-Life Crisis Mobile; the easiest way to tell the two cars apart is that the Daddy Bought It Mobile will likely have something shiny dangling from the rear-view mirror (Mardi Gras beads are the prevalent choice).

Dude, look at Stephanie driving her new Daddy Bought It Mobile. I know she's trying to look cool, but she's been a total prick ever since she got it.

by JK Grence May 27, 2005

store-bought ta-tas

Artificially enhanced breasts.

Heidi really looks swell with her store-bought ta-tas.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005

Brightyn

is so nice, kind, halarious, and the prettyest thing to walk the earth (: she loves dance, and it way better then everyone at it, is a great singer, and all the guys want to date her (:

ijiordjsdfnuvirneiaulhdfviudlbUBDSNiuf soirng,brightyn is gorgeouss (:

by NR+KSaha November 13, 2011