boardgang

The ideology that a flat chest (i.e. a board) is preferable to large or even average-size breasts on a female.

Person: I like bigger tits, you?
Me: Nah nah fam, boardgang!

by bananacuddle January 18, 2019

Boarfing

Having anal done to you while skate/penny/or long boarding etc

My boy friend and I started boarfing, because we got horny while skate boarding

by Ceceadream June 18, 2019

Walmart Board

A generic skateboard bought from walmart or any other store for really cheap. Usually breaks or stops working well after a few uses. what a piece of crap.

I bought a walmart board for 20 dollars and in one week the wheels have stopped moving.

by spagget March 25, 2009

Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller

I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night

by jello132 March 12, 2015

boar party

This is a party given by some groups of women university students in which each attendee puts down an ante of $20 or so and invites the homeliest guy that she can. After the occasion is over, a vote is taken by all of the girls who had participated, and the winner gets a new vibrator and the remainder of the money. In essense, this is the female equivalent to a pig party.

The Phi Taus had a boar party last Saturday night. Amy won it by taking Cletus.

by Big Sky Heidi December 21, 2009

Boargasm

An orgasm caused from either thinking about or consuming delicious pig (aka boar) products, especially bacon and products containing bacon.

The bacon cheeseburger slathered in bacon infused ranch gave Harold a spontaneous boargasm.

by mikekais October 11, 2012

Boardwalk Empire

A bomb-ass show on HBO. Set in the 1920s, it is a show about a shady, cunning Treasurer Enoch "Nucky" Thompson during the Prohibition era in Atlantic City, New Jersey. This show includes his interactions with other shady characters in politics of that time, bootlegging, prostitution, murder and all that jazz. Despite being a show about the dingy, dangerous, roaring 20s, one can't help but long to have lived during that time...as a white man, of course.

Me: Man, I love Richard Harrow! He's the most awesome character in Boardwalk Empire!
Boyfriend: But his face is all fucked up.
Me: Fuck you! I'd bang him like a screen door during a tsunami!
Boyfriend: That's why you're awesome.

Margaret Schroeder is a holier-than-thou bitch. She must die.

by elysiansinnamon January 7, 2012