Bronoodling

(Noun)

As 'Bromance' is a homosocial corruption of the word 'Romance'. 'Bronoodling' - as popularised by 'Hipster Run Off' - is a homosocial corruption of the established and largely heterosexual act of 'Canoodling'.

'Bronoodling' is an act of largely initiated by alt bros engaging in quality time together.

'Get up to anything last night?'

'Just spent some time bronoodling and listening to fuzzy buzzy indie bands. It was a Marathon, but we could Feel It All Around.'

'That reference is Washed Out. And wtf is bronoodling?'

'Get out of my life man. We can no longer bronoodle.

by Alt-Bro May 25, 2011

The Chaz Bono

Is a sexual act a man performs on a woman when he penis has failed him, just won't work, is too damaged from overuse or just doesn't exist. It consists of one or two meaty-sausage like fingers placed inside your lady friend, stimulating her "G-Spot" while simultaneously performing oral sex on her...

"Dude, I had WAY too much to drink last night and "Mr. Happy" just wouldn't cooperate, but Muffy insisted on getting off, so I gave her three orgasms using the Chaz Bono. She screamed her head off and then passed out, sweet, sweet victory...

by Archanimal June 10, 2011

bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.

She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!

by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006

Bonola

Something really really bad as it combines two of the worst things in the world Bono and Ebola

My house has been repossessed the whole situation is just so fucking Bonola

by Webpub2012 February 17, 2015

Bronogamous

When two bro’s enter an exclusive bromance, and neither entertains the attention from any other outside bro’s.

relating to, characterized by, or practicing bronogamy. having only one bromance

Ash and Nick’s bromance was so strong that no matter how many times Lucian threw himself at Nick he would always decline Lucian’s advances because Nick and Ash were bronogamous.

by Wyld West April 30, 2019

bonok

Bonok, originating from a poorly coordinated letter reactions on a discord message, was supposed to be bonk. Bonok however, is the entity of horny protection. We all know “bonk, go to horny jail” but Bonok is he which watches over the hornies, he protects from the horny, and he bonks those which are horny. He is a protector, a spirit of purity and protection. He often manifests in the form of a hammer, similar to the IOS hammer emoji. His other forms are various blunt weaponry. Other forms are unknown.

The founder and creator of Bonok is Lucius xxxxxx though the others on the server choose to believe he belongs to all. Credit Lucius.

Guy 1: haha secks

Guy 2: Bonk, go to horny jail
Guy 1: what
Guy 2: it’s time for you to go
Guy 1: ??? Huh
Guy 2: I’m sorry, you must be bonked.. Bonok is coming for you

Guy 1: what the fuck

by Lucky little Lucius April 15, 2021

bonobonoya

you say this when someone asks you to read a book out loud

hey, can you read the first sentence of your book?
- bonobonoya

by cyphergguk August 12, 2021