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blubber butt

A very large butt than is untoned, saggy and jiggly. It bounces around when the person walks, and is found on overweight and obese people.
"her butt was a blubber butt. She could cause an earthquake if she sat down on that thing!"
by Taylor la Taylor April 24, 2007
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Blubber Lover

A guy into obese women.

They generally love to fuck any roll of fat they find on a women. Do not be surprised if you spot them playing with back-fat like they would boobs. If they cannot find a vagina they will most likely try to stick their penis in the general area of where said vagina is meant to be. If the blubber lover is a smaller man, the woman will be the dominant force in the act of making love. Be careful around blubber lovers, for they will take serious offense to any joke made toward fat people. They WILL call you shallow and constantly talk about personality over looks if you roast them. Before accusing someone of the act of loving blubber make sure they are not dating a fat woman out of desperation.
Dang! I didn't know he was a blubber lover until he hooked up with that 300lb woman.

I never wanted to pull my eyes out with a turkey baster more than when I walked in on my blubber lover friend having sex with a woman straight out of "My 600-lb Life."
by Factual Facts August 18, 2017
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Canadian Blubberwhale

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).
"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."
by The Backspacer April 26, 2010
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blubbersphere

A very rotund person whose body resembles that of a sphere.
Susan was quite the blubbersphere before doctors cut out her stomach.
by JesusFig September 20, 2009
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blubber fart

A fart that has the ability to clear an Igloo typically after digesting a hearty meal.
Jerome: Man, who let a blubber fart go?

Benson: Sorry, that one was mine.
by Orange Kanye March 6, 2017
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Blubber-lipped Razzle McDazzle

The art of pressing one's lips together and blurbering them about quite vigorously. Basically your typical Razzle McDazzle, but with one's lips rather than tongue.
Todd's classmates were shocked as he used a blubber-lipped Razzle McDazzle to imitate the sound a speedboat makes.
by Username Checks Out October 30, 2018
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Bubbed

Verb. Actively and constantly fucking someone else over with out remorse or regret.
You got bubbed.
by Matt Banes August 12, 2019
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