[blowing smoke up your snatch] 

When someone is putting you on, or being a kiss-ass.

"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."

[blowing smoke up your snatch] by Acerrico August 17, 2008

Blowing Shit Up 

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.

Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?

Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.

Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.

Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.

Male 1 - Rough night last night.

Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.

Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?

Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?

Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.

Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?

Blowing Shit Up by Rossoun April 16, 2010

Blowing sunshine up your ass 

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure

Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.

Blowing sunshine up your ass by Legitcures April 23, 2020

blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?

blowing smoke up my ass by Med Student December 2, 2005

blowing air up my ass 

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

blowing air up my ass by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014

blowing me up 

When ur girl is giving a blowjob and doing a terrific job at it.

Yesterday Jamiee was blowing me up and that was the best sex she ever gave me.

blowing me up by QUEEZYOWNTHIS April 22, 2017

blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

blowing smoke up your ass by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017