blond

Blond is not the incorrect way of spelling blonde. A blond is a man with blond hair. Blonde is a woman with blond hair. Same as a brunet is a man brunet and a brunette is a woman brunet.

ScreenName1: lyke oh ehm gee the blonde guy was so friickin' BANGING !!!
ScreenName2: don't you mean blond?
ScreenName1: o0o ii wouldnt kno that cuz imma total ditz !!!


dumbasses

by blondehottie July 6, 2005

Blond

The masculine form of the word blonde which refers to women. Blond men have various ethnic backgrounds but most relating to european routes mostly from Sweden, Norway, or Germany. Blond men in the media are typically portrayed as being evil or deceitful, usually playing the obnoxious jock or sadistic mastermind in a story but in actuality, it all comes down to something simpler. Being blonde is a desirable aspect for many people. And typically due to their ancestry, blond males tend to be stronger, well built and good looking. Entertainment usually focuses on the underdog prevailing against evil ( i.e a brown haired nerd, who wears glasses.) while the muscular, blonde jock gets defeated in the end, happily ever after right? Wrong. unfortunately what may seem fun on film sends a negative message into our culture, stating a predetermined belief that all blonde males are evil. 50 years ago, their would be blond hero's all the time on tv, now it's mostly dark haired men who end up getting the girl. Maybe this is due to the fact that the memories of world war 2 are being dug up, and brought back to life, giving blondes a bad name as being nazis, which is extremely racist and offensive. This is pretty much the root of all this discrimination, people who were chastised in the past by blonds are taking revenge on the ones who had nothing to do with anything. There is nothing mentally wrong with blonds because hair color doesn't affect how smart, how good or how evil people are.

im blond

by hotbuns22 May 30, 2010

bloit

verb:
1) To complain;gripe
2) To fumble, mess up, drop the ball
3) To strike, act carelessly, wastefully or foolishly

phrasal verb:
1) To shirk ones duty
2) To go away: used as an exclamation of impatience
3) To waste time

interjection:
1) Used to express anger, rejection and disgust, often followed by a pronoun, as you or it

adjective, adverb:
1) Damned;confounded;bloody

v1) Stop bloitting
v2) I bloitted that one
v3) He bloitted me in the foot

p1) Just bloit it
p2) Bloit off!
p3) I bloitted all day

i1) Go bloit yourselves!

a1) That bloitting politician!

by AudunXetrov March 7, 2008

blond moment

1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .

{ a accidental blond moment)
Bob: Where is my pencil?
Tim: In your hand dumbass!

by The adventures of Bob and Tim September 22, 2005

stupid blond whore

A Girl that has everything paid for her. Think Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a stupid blond whore.

by ZwitaJ July 12, 2006

blant

A description of a blunt being typed on a work computer that may be keylogging.

Gabe: Let's smoke a blunt later
Mike: Don't talk about weed to me when I'm at work someone might be watching.
Gabe: OK, Wanna smoke a blant later?

by naggernensky May 14, 2009

blonah jumstein

Having performed falatio on an uncircumcised Jew.

Do you like schmucks? Have you ever blonah jumstein?

by MrJiggles May 17, 2006