Bompy

n. racial slur for individuals of european descent, but can apply to anyone who exhibits ignorance, ambivalence, or the act of being a proper dick.

*Example 1*

Person 1 "Did you hear what Tommy said to Alyssa?" Person 2 "Yeah, he was being a total Bompy..."
*Example 2*
White girl "Oh my gosh, I spilled my Starbucks on my Uggs while I was taking selfie!"
Bystandar *mutters under her breath* "What a fucking Bompy..."

by Davis Carmello Davis December 4, 2014

Bloppy

When ella hit u wit dat insane vacuum seal, double hand twist gawk gawk 3000

Yo nick I’m coming over tell her I better get that bloppy

by Dr.loko September 24, 2018

blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.

"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"

by cuddlerat April 20, 2005

Bloompy

Having some poor gal (or guy) give you a blow job while you're taking a dump. Eww.

"Did you know that Gene Simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?"

by Bonobo Boy May 3, 2005

bloopy

The act of receiving cunnilingus while taking a poop. The female equivalent of a grumpkin. Although difficult to imagine, a pulley system should do the trick.

Last night I was with this girl who slipped me a roofy. I was awoken by some sort of pulley system which harnessed me over her twat by my legs. She forced me to give her a bloopy as she held a gun to my cock. Boy that sucked.

by Secularity November 10, 2008

bompy

A drunkard, especially a sloppy one. This is a regional term that is used exclusively in Hudson County, NJ. The word may refer to the way a drunk walks, sort of "bomping" along unsteadily.

Pete is such a bompy. We watched him fall off his bike four times after he left the bar.

by K123456789 December 6, 2007

blomper

Receiving felatio while defecating. ie. getting a blowjob while taking a dump.

Jeff: "yo that new chick you're dating is SO NASTY! Is there anything she wouldn't do?"
Mike: "Don't know bro. One way to find out. I'll ask if she's down for a BLOMPER!"

Or

I was taking a deuce when my wife walked in to get her makeup. Since it was my birthday she got extra generous and gave me a BLOMPER!

by jizbiz April 11, 2008