Fort Blade

A building for housing hallucinated heinous criminals and offensive sex beasts.

Do you think you’ll end up back at Fort Blade later tonight?
FUCK nah! That place is full of sexual terrorists

by FB Survivor January 24, 2019

let's blade

a term used when a groups takes off or leaves.

-"Dude, we ready to head to Parker's?"
-"Yeah let me just grab my keys"
-"Okay man. Let's Blade"

by Blayzahs802 September 20, 2014

blade run

after performing a blade seizure, you charge maintaining contact and thus control of the opponents weapon.

he thrust at me with his spear, but I parried it and made a blade run.

by Spaz De Kat December 4, 2009

Bladejob

When a wrestler uses a razor blade to make a small cut on their forehead or another wrestler's in order to bleed profusely.

"That was a good bladejob last night Bill, it looked authentic."

by Stavlo December 16, 2008

shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

by analearthquake June 3, 2011

Teacher's bladder

The ability to prevent oneself from requiring the need to urinate less often than every 12 hours.

Woah! Mary hasn't got up from her desk all how does she not even need to pee?...Totally must have a teacher's bladder!

by Miss Penguinchick November 21, 2016

Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005