blindslided

When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.

Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.

by PurdueWallace May 27, 2011

Blindie

A selfie taken where the flash has forgotten to be turned off leading to a severe momentary daze

I just took a selfie forgot the flash was on ......hit fucking knee on coffee table blindie

by matty89 March 14, 2015

blind side

Blindfolded sex, usually with members of the same sex.

Colby truly enjoyed his nightly blind side with his partner, Doug.

by yepitsmedude22 December 10, 2009

Blindie

The word black combined with the word indie, usually a hipster that has holes in their jeans, havs a funky name, wears obnoxious bows, listens to alternative music, carries a camera with them as if their photographers, and takes indie pictures for their profile on facebook.

Fefe: Hey dude check out that hipster
Zara: Yo, that's a blindie
Fefe: No way!
Zara: Oh yes way.

by anindiehipster June 10, 2010

Blind Side Moment

Based on the movie by the same name, but results in a slew of Whites who develop a savior mentality, and try (or deeply think about) adopting a random Black person into their home, in order to try and dispel their implicit racism.

Katie:
Wow have you seen that movie The Blind Side?

Samantha:
Oh yea! that was a fantastic movie. My husband and I are thinking of having our own Blind side moment.

Katie:
I wouldn't go that far, but it was a good movie.

by MoTown81 January 4, 2012

blindsight

Marxism's inability to apprehend premodern opposition to the caste system.

Inequality received premodern opposition but only because it was incompatible with a military phalanx.

Marxism's inability to apprehend militarist opposition to the caste system of inequality is called blindsight.

by metawave August 21, 2020

blindsight

When Maher doesn't know what he's talking about. Told you that you didn't know what it means, Hayden ;D

Woah look at that blindsight

by OOLLOL December 9, 2010