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Brian Blessed

A physical representation of God himself, a Shakespearean actor, a Gungan and the only man in the world to punch a polar bear in the fucking mouth.
Brian Blessed is a fucking legend.
by ClangaMan March 9, 2018
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blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.
That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!
by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018
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blessed

As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)
person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"

person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!
by confused, would we? September 9, 2006
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blessed

the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)
"Man i feel Highly Blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt."
by Christo Sherbert January 14, 2008
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blessen

A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day
Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends
by BmAn January 6, 2014
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blessed

blessed is a way to say everything is cool, another way of saying blessed is "bumper and breast"
oi fam u cool yh
yh im blessed

OR

oi fam u cool yh
yh im bumper and breast
by smirky March 3, 2008
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blessed dome

"Ah shit dude! She gives blessed dome!"
by FlowersOnMyHat August 23, 2016
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