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Blessed

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..
by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019
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Bless

Bless: V. To smoke cannabis. To have a smoking session (sesh).

The full version of the tem is "Bless Jah", Jah being common Jamaican for "God". This makes perfect sense seeing as the god of the rasta movement might best be defined as cannabis smoking.

To "Bless", as of posting, isn't very widely known, and as such it has several advantages to just saying "Let's toke".

1) It can be said in front of authorities or people opposed to cannabis smoking without them understanding the meaning.

2) It implies the spiritual aspect of cannabis smoking, which is a great way to think of smoking.

3) It separates the speaker from lesser smokers who use such conventional terms as "smoke"
Yo what's good playa. I just picked up a quarter-O of tangerine kush, tryin to go Bless?

Fuck yah, let's Bless Jah.
by CHS 2010 October 9, 2010
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blessing

when a girl is freaky and sends booty pictures or nudes with out you asking.
friend 1: omg he isn’t answering my snap
friend 2: bless him he’ll answer to that
friend 1: you’re right imma be blessing him all night
guy *is blessed*
by yeahdaddy September 28, 2018
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bless

-originally a word S.&.B used to replace the word "good"

-now a phrase that basically means anything the user finds good or humorous.
have a bless day

bless mr.avilla for thinking hes cool when clearly hes not.
by savbitch November 13, 2010
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Blessing

I love Blessing. someone with this name is ridiculously good looking and violently handsome. He is also very sexy and sex with him is EPIC. someone with this name gives mind blowing orgasms. They are also very sweet, loving and caring. They have a good sense of humor and will definitely make a girl laugh.
Blessing is SMOKING HOTT!
by cherry4YOU August 31, 2010
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Blessed

To get shot multiple times in the chest, or to release a clip of ammo on some fools torso.
Panell: Shit dogg dat hooker bouta get blessed

T.K.: Fuck da ho i ordered da hit anyway.
by MyKidsHaveGuns September 23, 2009
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The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.
Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”
by MegMegs January 2, 2020
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