beetlejuiced

When you mention someone's name (typically someone you don't like) a few times in a conversation, and end up running into them a very short time later as though you "conjured" them up by saying their name three times (as in the movie "Beetlejuice".)

Eve and I were talking about Dreena, and then we went out for Chinese. Not *5* minutes later did she show up, and come over to our table! We had so beetlejuiced her! Ugh!"

by tankedgirl April 4, 2010

beetlejuice

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

Beetle Bonnet

the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.

fanny clam camels hoof mooseknuckle Beetle Bonnet

by smutty August 3, 2009

Beetleneck

Mexican immigrant.

A beetleneck border jumper/crosser.

by Beetleneck July 28, 2015

beetles

misspelling of the greatest band in history,the beatles

i dont know how to spell but thats ok!

by Dont look back in anger October 30, 2004

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Stag Beetle

A post-coitus move in which the male wraps grabs his female, picks her up, and throws her off the bed. As this move is naturally performed high in the tree tops, it is best if used when sexual encounters are performed on the top bunk, or on a raised platform- possibly even a dais.

Ma' I'm sorry to call you under such conditions, but Im headin' to prison. I stag beetled my fiance yesterday. Who knew, she didn't have an exo-skeleton?

by JustJonny01 April 19, 2011