Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

bleeder

it's worst than a pussy. it's a freaken bleeding pussy.

Don't be a bleeder.

by sirkorn4 September 10, 2010

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

Bleeder

A bleeder is a person who takes off people, either money or resources and drains them like a parasite would.

That guy doesn't work much he just takes off others he's a right bleeder!

by summit junkie October 4, 2016

Bleeder's

60 mg OxyContin pills that are colored red. When you take the red coding off of the pill with your mouth to erase the time release it runs off and bleeds.

ME: Yo Im tryin to take a trip to Ocean City right about now , you know what Im sayin ?

You: Yeah I feel ya , my dudes got some bleeder's let go

Me: yessir

by sniffelzzz December 16, 2010

Bledge

The faith to save the new world in the 21st century. This was founded in honour of the presence of Bledge in and around Plymouth university, uk.
The place of worship is mainly the Sherwell Centre, however many people have been known to worship in the students union.

bledger - follower of bledge

by james cookworthy January 23, 2008