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Griselda Blanco

Griselda Blanco (b. February 15, 1943), also known as la Madrina, the Godmother, the Black Widow and the Cocaine Queen of Miami, was a drug lord and pioneer in the Miami-based cocaine drug trade and underworld. Blanco was known for her absolute ruthlessness and sociopathic behavior...She got Pablo Escobar into selling cocaine.
Griselda Blanco has said she is the baddest bitch to take a breath of life.
by Dylan Reed February 19, 2009
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blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.
Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.
by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010
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chateau blanc

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.
I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.
by shaggyDA November 14, 2011
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carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.
You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like
by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015
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David Blaine

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.
Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!
by azul_77_00 January 16, 2009
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blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.
Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind
by erin November 13, 2004
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bottom!blaine

A canon aspect of Blaine Anderson (from glee)'s sexuality since circa episode 4x16, Feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of Blaine's ass and fanfiction. There are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. We here at UrbanDictionary have patience and sympathy for that. They'll come around.
klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?

klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?

klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?

klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.

klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?

klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.
by freelancewhales March 25, 2013
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