Blankiegasm

1. Sexual relief caused by the warmth and snugginess of a blankie
2. The act of using a blankie rather than a tissue to masturbate

"Omg this blankie is so warm; I think I'm having a blankiegasm"

"Dude I totally walked in on Joel having a blankiegasm this morning using his favourite childhood blankie D:"

by Cuppycake94 May 23, 2010

karma banking

to do good deeds so that in the future you can recoup its benefits

s: dude, why did you give that beggar dude some money?
t: its all karma banking man. it'll come back apples.

by lumpy bubbleshorts September 19, 2006

Rebecca Blacking It

When you make a really terrible video and put it on youtube.
Making a video about pointless shit.

Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!

by rosebud8888 April 16, 2011

branch banking

going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.

I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.

by Sara Joseph July 20, 2007

blacking

screaming, going off, yelling

Yo, after she found out i cheated on her, she started blacking.

by Main man Chris February 2, 2009

Blinking Yappingly

To blink yappingly you must blink over five hundred times in one minute, or else you have not successfully blinked yappingly

Conner Paul Beaty : Kyle was Blinking Yappingly

John Carlson : Yeah I saw Kyle Blinking Yappingly today more then usual

Conner Paul Beaty : Yes it was quite strange seeing him blink so yappingly

by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022

Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009