A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:
1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;
a) in the military or
b) in a college fraternity
4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):
a) starbucks
b) netflix
c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks
5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017
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this place is a hell hole where everyone is either back stabbing bitches or fuckboys that end up no where in life and the okay people here are just stupid for staying here and the teachers are dickheads that do nothing for kids
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by Coolestjiggo78 November 20, 2023
When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.
Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.
by DaveMK March 02, 2010