Birchmore

The act of ending a night in hospital on a saline drip. May include projectile vomiting, occasional passing out and general stubbornness. (NB does not include stomach pump)

Sam: Who wants another drink

Bill: Are you sure you can handle more? You don't want to pull a Birchmore!

by MegaMarmot March 3, 2014

Bitchfork

Getting stabbed in the face with a fork by your bitch wife.

I told my bitch wife she burnt the chicken and she got out her bitchfork

by Amberic May 19, 2015

Bitchhole

a bitching persons mouth

"shut your bitchhole"

by Heid Lauf July 18, 2004

bitchmode

A term for when a girl is on her period and if you piss her off she will bite your head off. Sometimes two girls can be in bitchmode together, and that is more dangerous for the male specimen. It is even worse if the two girls are best friends. Bitchmode gets more intense as the menstrual cycle progresses. Hint: don't mess with a girl in bitchmode because it will end badly for you.

Besties before testies #teamvagina

Kathryn: I can't believe he did that. I'm on my period and have been in bitchmode for three days already.
Maegan: Me too. Wrong time to piss me off. Bitchmode activated.

by Sebastian P.P. Hastings January 24, 2014

bitchforbaal

Baal fan

Omg it’s bitchforbaal the biggest Baal fan

by Zebrabrain September 23, 2021

bitchflex

the ability to quickly and savagely respond to an insult

Don't talk shit about Gina unless you're ready for her to hit you back. She's got a fast bitchflex.

by Whitest Webster August 26, 2016

Princess Bitchface

When someone, a girl or guy, gets offended with another and then makes a huge issue out of it and tells everyone except the person who they're angry/upset with. This syndrome can last for months at a time and is usually followed by some narcissistic excuse for the drama and a proverbial eulogy of a conversation dealing with the relationship between the two parties.

"OMFG kayleigh said all that about me?!! When and why?

"Well, she's mad about that thing you did last summer."

"ITS MOTHER FUCKING MAY NOW! WHY DIDNT SHE JUST TALK TO ME?"

"idk man. She's just being princess bitchface about it."

by PRINCSS_XENAXXX April 26, 2014