Birching

Birching is an intense form of pining

Why doesn't he just go out and get a life and stop birching?

by Undokey August 31, 2006

Birching

Banging a girl in a tree
Ideally a birch tree. But any tree will suffice

Met this girl last night night, fuck her in a tree

Oh shit, you birching sob

by Doriftopyret June 9, 2018

birthingham

the pretty version of B*rmingham because the smog capital of the UK does not need to be happening.

"what happens in birthingham stays in birthingham"

by fatfol January 27, 2025

Birthin’

A way to describe someone whose life is messy, or who is doing something tantalizing or messy.

Originated in St. Louis

*someone drops their shit on the ground*
Ooooo girl you’re birthin’

Or

You’re acting real birth right now

by Gracel(st)la January 21, 2019

Double Berthing

When you let two ships into the same dock.
(When you put two penises in the same hole)

“Did you hear about Lisa’s threesome?”

“Yeah I heard she’s into double berthing, needed two guys to do the job”

by Cervellona February 25, 2026

Water Berthing

The act of cranking your hog while in a pool, for the sole purpose to swim with your undeveloped children.

" Hey Josh, did you see what Connor did at the pool today?"

" Dude, I know. He was over there water berthing again."

by Ader Tistoff June 5, 2025