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A college within the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities. Aside from what Carlson School of Management students may think, CBS is the most competitive college at the U of MN. We cure diseases and transfer genes each and every day. Enough said!
The smartest students attend the College of Biological Sciences (CBS).
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certian biological activties

A euphamism for sex.
Larry and Amy went in the closet and preformed certian biological activties
by None of November 6, 2007
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assault on (your) biological system

anything that attacks your ability to engage in biological activity, including interference by technological innovations
1. The EKG was an assault on my biological system. I feel as disabled as if I had had a heart attack.

2. The huge wheel rolled down the hill and ran over the plowhand who was tilling the soil with a hoe. If you were the plowhand that would be an assault on (your) biological system.
by EvaLissens September 22, 2009
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One of the worst "ur mom gay" insults to be created, only to be used in dire circumstances, as it may cause the person inflicted with this curse to develop degenerative brain diseases.
Billy: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur ͊s͞i̟ster̈ a̠ ͤmi̇stér
Timmy: ur̈́ b̭r̅oͥtͪh͆e̔r͚ aͭ ͇mͦȍtḣér
Billy: ū͋ṛ ̀҉̾g̳r̥̂a͆nͥnͪͥÿ̭́͟ a͊͢ ț͊̆r̴̟̩an̪͊ny
Timmy: ųr̀ ̠g̙ͣ̐ṙ̺a͎͡nͣd̃p͋a̯p͔̝ ͢a̟̰ ̢t͖r̈a͈͍͜p̍͛
Billy: ur̩ ͇͓ň̼ͩȩͤͮic͏ẽ̞ ̻̉ob ͍e̩̮ͩse̯
Timmy: u̖̦̦̩̅r ̧̛̬̩̄šo̜͉̖ͮ̀n ̃͋a̜͚̋ͦͭ ̈́̄n̼͝͞ǔ̫nͣͩ
*Billy gasps as he experiences physical pain
Billy: ù͖̩̓̕r b͎ř͔͍͛o͒̐ ̥̔ͣ̐a̫ ̇̉ho̯ȅ̬
Timmy: u̬ͭ͌ͭ̏ͮ͛͜r̥̓͐ r͈̟̱̮̍a̒̌̕c̉e h̨̅̕̚ȃs ̴̛̞̠̳͂gay̞̓ṡ͒

Billy: uͦr̥̉͛͐̈́́̑͒͛͟ ͍̺̳ances̋ͪ̚t̵ors̰͔̲̒͌ ͋̆̈͞inc̛͙̊̈̽es̜̿to̬̲͟ͅṟ̐͑̔s̨̤͗̚͝
Timmy: u̍ͫͦ̽͢r̯̲̾̌͘ ͐͂̌famiͣl͌ͬ͊̀̍̕ẏ̹̭̜̼ ̠ͫtȑ͓͔ͫ̿̎e̢͓̹͇ͅe͖ͤ̉̊ ̺͇͆l͕g̜b͐t̼
Billy: ù̬̼̖̠̳̝̬̺̉͂ͤr͆ f̶̨̦a̡m̛̤̟͇͎̓̑̏í̶̶̡͎̥͙̬̬̅̽̔̉ͧ̓̑́͝ly̍ͥ ͆reu̕͠nio͡n͘ ̨̘͓̀̾a̢̝͚̬͎̺̲̗ͤ̉͘ ̜̌͋ͫ͒͏͕̼̓̀̔ḫǫ̧̞͉͔̠̮̓̿̇̐̈́̚͘m̹̜̖̙̎́̏͒͞͝͞o͛̃ṡ̢͙̼͆͋̊ͩ̒̀e̙̺̟͚ͣͦ͞x̹̥̖̞̳̽͋͆̾̇͆͜͠͠u̘̞̫͉̎͗ͮ̒̐͋ a̠̙l̵͇̪̃ͯ͞ ̢̹ͦ͜͢c͔̔͛ớ̡̩͓̗̗͔̉͗͌̋ͧͮ̋͠m͍̟̮̯̯̱ͧͤm̢̛̳͐͘͟uṋͧ̈͒͘i͖̳̯ọ͛ͨ͗̚n ̭̞͔
*Timmy receives a vigorous blow and trips
Timmy: u̩̠ͩ͐̆̑̚r̥̫̈̊̅̅̀͜ ̢͎̦̱̯spͧẹ̡̟̩̮ͪͤ̊ͬ̄ͬͯ̎̕͜͝ć̼̭̲͇̞̫ͨ̾̄ͭ͆̊ͣ͜͠͞ͅiẽ̡̹̳̒̿̀͒s̻̫̪ͅ ̴̢̙̜̗̲̬͒̒ͪ͗̽̒̉̄́̑̚͢͜f̫eͤc̀ë̥̯̪̓͆̃̂ s̯̘̼̓̋͡
*Billy's balance becomes offset after sustaining a forceful impact
Billy: u̧͚̠͖̫̩̖̗̓̀́͆̕rͫ̉̿ ̟̉g͍̠͔̙̗̗͙̣̉ͧ̾̕ͅe̢͔̗͉̖̭͇ͨͧͧ̇̊̔̈ͯͤ͘͢n̶̮̮̪͙̘ͮ͠͞u̹̣̗̱̫̔̀́sͭ ̩͔͛̈̎͗̚͝l̦͉̜̪ͨ̄̓͑i̞͢͞kͭȩ̶̶̓ṣ͑͋̈́ ̛͕̘̯̦̒̎ͯ́̀̕͟͠p̯̩͖̹e̺̐ͪͅṋ̤͈ͨͥ̂͋í̶͉͔͎͚͈̈́̌̓ͨ̈́sͣ
*Timmy stumbles back in pain
Timmy: dont make me do this Billy
Billy: Bet
Timmy: ur significant other ur biological mother
*Billy writhes in pain and agony before his body becomes consumed by his autism
by ErrorUsernameNotFound404 May 23, 2018
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Biological clock

When your body starts to make red wine give you hangovers instead of just pleasure.
I think Mike’s biological clock is ticking because that guy is winewasted
by Not Charles Xavier December 8, 2018
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biological tyranny

Her cancer was a biological tyranny.

Stephen Hawking was shackled by the biological tyranny of ALS.

She believed her large mole was a biological tyranny. Most thought it was beautiful.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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Biological-Yoga

a method of Ancient Yoga, a natural science that can align a human's physical life or complete brain/body organism (which ideally extends to one's closest social network) to their inner/eternal/spiritual life or soul/essence/breath in order to function, develop and evolve optimally in context to their given time and space; breath control, simple meditation, the daily practice of bodily postures, individual specific physical outlets, spiritual studies, and aligning with universal biological and spiritual truths are incorporated elements.

Ex: Attachment and Conscious Non-Violent Parenting of one's own offspring or that of any orphaned earthlings is an integral part of discovering one's higher purpose through Biological-Yoga.
I practice Biological-Yoga which is not a career accomplishment, but a method of bettering one's existence with daily practice.
by karmajohn July 11, 2018
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