bingling dongle

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

by johnismerry June 13, 2023

bingle snap

noun. a small flowering shrub that is said to consume human flesh when anyone gets near them.

We grew a whole garden of bingle snaps, but were sued for all of the horrible accidents and disfigurements.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007

Bingling my bop

What patch says every 5 minutes

Yo who else bingling they bop rn

I'm Bingling my bop rn

by Wockiana August 9, 2022

shmingle bop bingle boom

it means anything and everything and especially goes at the end of sentences best!

so whats up how are you doing shmingle bop bingle boom?

wassup girl you from around these parts shmingle bop bingle boom

by Amisbleeverb May 28, 2018

SHMINGLE BOP BINGLE BOOM

it can mean everything and anything, it can go at ends of sentences or used for laughs

so how are you today shmingle bop bingle boom?

yo, wassup girl you wanna catch a movie shmingle bop bingle boom?

by Amisbleeverb May 28, 2018

Holy Fucking Bingle. What?! :3

A phrase used when a trans catgirl hacker obtains the no-fly list from the TSA.

"holy shit, we actually have the nofly list. holy fucking bingle. what?! :3"

by Veila February 24, 2023

Bingle Ballin

The act of Bingling your Balls in someones face, Usually follows with the victim getting sturdy.

Last night my nigga got bingle balled outside the gas station. He been sturdy ever since. i.e: Bingle Ballin

by Oddwords LLC October 12, 2022