Big Dick

What every girl wants but no guy has

Girl: "It's been 6 hours how come I haven't found a guy with a big dick yet?"
Guy: "Probably because no guy has one"

by AZZYTASTER August 1, 2024

big dick

something a man simply must have to take part in a relationship

Girl: do you have a big dick
Boy:No...
Girl: ...

by JasPug15 February 18, 2025

Big-Dick

To 'Big-Dick' someone is to show them a lack of respect or ignore their presence. One might get 'Big-Dicked' when attempting to high-five a peer or saying a casual "whattup" and receiving nothing but silent or getting no high-five response, even though the instigator is clearly holding up his or her hand in placement for the interaction. The phrase derives from the theory that male dominance lies in dick size, hence showing a lack of respect to those with a smaller dick. Instead to accusing the aggressor of challenging dick size, the term 'Big-Dicked' was coined to indicate that the challenger thought they had a 'bigger dick'.

One might address the challenger saying, "Hey, are you Big-Dickin' me?" or they might speak about the challenger after the incident stating "Wait a sec, did he just Big-Dick me?"

John- "What the fuck... Pete just 'Big-Dicked' me."
Bill- "What do you mean?"
John- "I was walking to class and I saw Pete and said 'Hey man! Long time no see! How you been?' and he just gave me a slight head nod."

by Prof. Sisco April 9, 2015

Big Dick Rick

The ghost of Dominic Hall. He only appears when somebody drops the soap in the basement showers.

*drops soap*
Oh No! Here comes Big Dick Rick!

by BDR001 November 12, 2018

Big Dick Randy

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023

Big Dick Nick

The greatest man alive, Nick Foles. Standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 243 lbs. he is rumored to have the largest cock on the Philadelphia Eagles, hence the nick name “Big Dick Nick”.

“Hey, did you see Big Dick Nick beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl”?

by DonkeyDick333 February 9, 2018

Big Dick Nick

A man with such a large penis that he can do no wrong. Usually found in the Philadelphia area. There is only one Nick with such a big dick. Owner of the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams. Sometimes referred to as St. Nick. This word can be used as a compliment to others doing something well.

Damn did you see the game? Big Dick Nick did it again.

Slow down man I can't keep up. Who do you think you are, Big Dick Nick?

by Dougyfreshqtizzle December 17, 2018