BIF

Short for borderline intellectual functioning. 1. a bif is not a "downie" but then again not smart either. 2. below average intelligence. 3. George W Bush. 4. politicians in gerneral. Often refers to individuals that wear tacky metal alloys in thier teeth.

Jay-Z just spent $100,000 dollors on a new grill yesterday, fucking BIF is wasting his money!

by nathan haley January 22, 2007

Biffed

It means you got fucked up...Real Drunk, absolutely hammered

-Yeooo I got Biffed lastnight in bloomsburg.
-Goose, your soo biffed right now
-Im so beyond biffed right now, i might go streaking

by (va)Gina, Beckles, and cole October 06, 2009

Biffed

Biffed is a state that all smokers aim for while smoking green,skunk,bud,hash or anything that isnt tobacco. English call it stonned - Scots say biffed. When your biffed you are royally stonned including sweats,tripping,the shakes and dry humping.

"skunk from amsterdam i got back to glasgow got us biffed off 4 joints in 1 night"
"haw wit...pure majic man ... totally biffed

by Jimmy naemates September 22, 2006

Bif

muh flippin boi, this person is slightly annoying but is your go to bif when scavenging for juicy memes while lookin like a fresh tortilla

oooo gorl I’ve found the juiciest meme muh bif *shlurp *shlurp

by yahyeetmuhbravas June 08, 2018

Bif

bif is for people who want to be funny and want to shorten the word beef.

boy1: theres a fight look.
boy2: let's go see what the bif is

by Peppa pig123 January 11, 2021

Biffed It

Accidentally(?) slapping someone's ass and freaking out whenever someone brings it up.

You smacked my ass.. shut up.

Lets NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN! (and just for the record, YOU TURNED!!!!!!!)

so you were aiming for his.....................?

*She biffed it U_U*

by BenIsAwesomerThanEmily September 07, 2011

Biffed

Derived from "Back to the Future", the term means to be raped by the school bully, or any all-around asshole.

Damn, that girl just got biffed!

I was biffed by my boss last night.

by SaiyanRocker August 31, 2008