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Baloofa

Where a morbidly obese person’s hanging belly meets their FUPA and looks like a huge balloon of fat.
Damn the lady on that mobility scooter has a baloofa if I’ve ever seen one!
by coffee_by_the_pot January 26, 2022
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ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.
Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku
by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016
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fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
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[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms
w/ secks baloons

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by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009
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Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
I got a pack of baloons today for the party.
by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
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Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.
Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her
by bdemsk September 27, 2009
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baloop

When you're using a public restroom and someone in the stall next to you drops a turd and as it hits the water, it makes a "baloop" noise.
I just heard a co-worker in the bathroom drop a baloop.
by joni bea May 13, 2005
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