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Kettering

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.
person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.
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lettering

When you fuck one member of any fraternity/sorority for every Greek letter in that organization’s name.
“Maria had sex with Matt and Jack since she’s lettering Delta Theta

Brad had sex with Stacy, Karla, and Tiffany so now he’s lettered Sigma Apple Pi
by greeklyfe May 21, 2018
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battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram
by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016
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Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.
by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009
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Kettering High School

A ghetto waterford high school in which you get your exercise whilst walking a mile to the nearest open bathrooms. Lots of emo people and furries. they definitely call each other kitten. Weekly toilet leaks and daily vape trips to the bathroom.
omg what school do you go to?

kettering high school
by bihjennatolls October 14, 2021
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Bettyming

A person who sees you when you're sleeping, and knows when you're awake. Also, she knows what you did last summer.

Most usually a creepy girl who is into SCIENCE. Also, usually likes historical people.

Has a soft side, though, and is very loyal to her friends.

If you think about her, SHE SEES YOU.
P1: Duuude, Bettyming was so scary last night.
P2: I know, she turned Kristoph into a bee!
by The Icy Taco May 17, 2011
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Buttering the Corn Cob

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.
by McFatty May 6, 2005
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