Ber-peas noun; The berpes is the disease of being contaminated by the bertfilth, by one, Bert McCracken, singer of The Used. The Berpes can be contracted by both indirect and direct contact to Bert, and in most cases, causes spontaneous combustion/implosion, disturbation. This is caused by Bert's complete and utter lack of personal hygiene. Example: during the 2004 Projekt Revolution Tour with Linkin Park, Bert wore the same pants the entire tour and when said pants ripped, he just stapled them. Said pants were also dirty the entire tour. All one needs to do is look at him and you can see the bertfilth. Coming into contact with the bertfilth causes Berpes.
If you touch either, A) Bert McCracken, B) any of The Used, C) any of My Chemical Romance, specifically Gerard Way, you will be infected by the Berpes.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.
So if you see Bert walking up the street towards you, RUN the other way very fast. And don't let Gerard Way touch you, because he's made out with Bert and thus you would be contaminated indirectly.
by i AM Neo May 2, 2006
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1. Are sometimes wild
2. To be clinched
1. Are sometimes wild
2. To be clinched
With one more win this season, the Cleveland Browns will clinch a playoff berth and have a shot at the Super Bowl.
by Greg Boose January 4, 2007
Get the berth mug.1) to consistently gravitate towards the unnecessary;
2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
-"The job interview was going well until I totally Dave Bergh-ed it."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
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Who's that Berhan?
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Get the Big Bertha mug.(Verb) The act of sharing news that is redundant or repetitive; often recently shared by someone else.
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Get the Berpeled mug.Belphagor (as per your search) or Belphie is one of the main characters in an otome game called "Obey Me! Shall We Date? (One Master To Rule Them All!)". He is one of the seven demon brothers/rulers of Devildom (hell) and the Avatar of Sloth. Being the Avatar of Sloth, he is very lazy and can sleep anywhere, but, rather than being sloth themed, he is actually cow themed. He is the twin of the sixth born, Beelzebub. He hates humans except of MC/ Y/N (though he hated them from the start). He also hates the soon to be demon lord, Diavolo, and his oldest brother, Lucifer, for being a literal dog towards his lord (Diavolo), this is proved when in chapter 16, it is revealed that Lucifer locked Belphie in the attic since he did not respect the lord's ideas of the Exchange Program and he (Lucifer) lied to his 5 brother telling them that Belphie went to the human world. Belphie somehow could listen what was happening in the HoL (house of lementation). He loves sleep, Beelzebub, and MC. Though he killed MC by choking them later for freeing them from the attic (not a good way to thank them at all), he later started developing feelings for them (what do you expect? It's an otome game afterall).
Though I think you probably were trying to search Belphegor/Belphie.
Though I think you probably were trying to search Belphegor/Belphie.
Person 1- What's your favourite character from Obey Me?
Person 2- I love Satan! He's so intelligent and kind!
Person 3- I love Lucifer, he's so straightforward and serious!
Person 4- I honestly love Belphagor (Belphegor)... He's just as lazy as me and hates everyone other than Beel too..
Person 1- What?! How do you love HIM?! He literally choked and killed you!!
Person 3- YEAH!!
Person 4- At least he was brave enough to state his opinions y'all.. and don't forget that everyone other than Mammon has tried to kill us..
Person 3- WELL "TRIED", NOT ACTUALLY KILLED!!
**people 1,2,3 and 4 arguing*
Person 5- ....w- what... (traumatized).. s- satan- lucif- *faints
(*For context they think the literal Satan and others, not the game)
Person 2- I love Satan! He's so intelligent and kind!
Person 3- I love Lucifer, he's so straightforward and serious!
Person 4- I honestly love Belphagor (Belphegor)... He's just as lazy as me and hates everyone other than Beel too..
Person 1- What?! How do you love HIM?! He literally choked and killed you!!
Person 3- YEAH!!
Person 4- At least he was brave enough to state his opinions y'all.. and don't forget that everyone other than Mammon has tried to kill us..
Person 3- WELL "TRIED", NOT ACTUALLY KILLED!!
**people 1,2,3 and 4 arguing*
Person 5- ....w- what... (traumatized).. s- satan- lucif- *faints
(*For context they think the literal Satan and others, not the game)
by An actual smart weeb February 23, 2022
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