bellendicus

An idiot found in Ancient Rome.

"Bellendicus you fool! You've just offended the Emperor!"

by juankerr April 3, 2016

Bellend Bop

After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.

I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.

My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.

That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Belend

Above All

"Which item would you like"? "The one Belend over there"

by yeezy213 August 21, 2019

besenyi tudo

It means your lungs are so fucked up that you are barely abel to breath.

guy1: what the doc said?
guy2: he said i've got Besenyi tudo
guy1: man thats fucked up

by Jesus_is_my_nigga July 21, 2021

Bellend boy

A boy who likes bellends

Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy

by Dale Hepworth +Mattty D August 23, 2003

sac it like a massive bellend

To end/terminate an action

I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.

by Alex Reinwalt June 11, 2006

Bellend

Joe

Joe is a bellend

by Samkay26 June 19, 2019