Blitzkrieged

Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.

TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!

by GrieveNasty91 October 21, 2010

Blitzkrieg

Bend a girl over a desk and fuck her in the ass. Then take your dick out and fuck her in the pussy while she shits from a stretched open ass hole. Then spread her ass cheeks, cum in her asshole, then turn her over and shit in her mouth.

...and then i bent her over and gave her a blitzkrieg right on Sister Hill's desk.

by The Pirate January 6, 2005

blitzkrieg

To fuck a respectable girl and then burn down her house and kill her family.

I totally blitzkrieged Mary the other night.

by Mantaray6 December 17, 2008

blitzkrieg chatter

refers to a person talking so fast and seamlessly that you are unable to react to or comment on anything being said

I had some great advice to give, but I couldn't cut through the blitzkrieg chatter.

by jmusc February 5, 2010

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

blitzkreig

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

blitzkreig slut

A girl who was never a slut and then all of a sudden becomes a slut

Mariah threw her life away and when she pulled a blitzkreig slut on everyone

by bobbbbbbbbbb June 11, 2006