Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012

Bempck

A negative exclamation relating to a deformity or mess up that causes frustration; usually a person

Also used as a substitute expletive

Your wheelchair is blocking my path so bempck you Susan!

Why the bempck did Apple remove the headphone jack?

by papabless October 5, 2016

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003