Betty Beamer

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.

Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009

Beamer

An old Northern Irish slang word for when someone goes red with embarrassment.

Matty pulled Moley's shorts down in the middle of PE. He took a pure beamer!

by Bannwhatsit January 20, 2014

beamer

One who has devoted his life to playing video games. Originates from all the beaming that goes on during gameplay. A common synonym is steamer.

I am such a beamer. I played 47 matches of FIFA07 straight, without a break.

by DimDog December 14, 2008

beamer

a nice BMW

"Hey, look at that blue beamer over there."

by angler4941 January 17, 2009

Beamed

To expose or attack someone with words in a very direct way.

Zack; What are u saying with your hobit lookin feet.

Ben; Shut up Zack at least I can find the clit.

Natalia; Damn, Ben you beamed him.

by I like abs January 28, 2020

beamers

When a woman's breasts are very perky. Almost to the point where they're pointing upwards, like your high-beam headlights on a car.

"Man! That bitche's beamers are starin me right in the face!"

by Zebulante elZorro March 6, 2008

Beamed by cortex

if you were beamed by cortex you got yo damn server shit on LMFAO

"bro my server got beamed by cortex"
"get beamed by cortex nerd"

by kopeika February 16, 2021